Wednesday, June 19, 2013

With the Fishes


Yesterday, demonstrating an astoninishing lack of ability to prioritize with regards to public safety or funds, the FBI spent an entire day searching an abandoned field outside Detroit for the body of Jimmy Hoffa.  Oddly, they found nothing.  Meanwhile, the FBI's own "Crime Clock" provided us with this information:

A violent crime occurs in the United States every 25.3 seconds
There is a murder every 35.6 seconds
A forcible rape occurs every 6.2 seconds
A robbery occurs every 1.4 seconds

But the Jimmy Hoffa thing, it's really pressing, you know?

FBI Crime Clock


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